Top 5 Reasons why I will need to drink tonight...

1) Too bad then, we are not going to run your ad.
2) UPS and DHL man continuing to stack up the boxes in the wrong spot blocking the big cheese’s door; causing my boss to lose his s***.
3) A blizzard in Buffalo does justify extending material deadline ‘til Tuesday. A blizzard in Buffalo does NOT justify extending space deadlines for the entire campaign in 30 colleges.
4) Just because Ronni is off today does not mean that I suddenly have 8 arms, 2 heads, and an endless amount of patience. When did I become fixer of everything? It's not in my title.
5) Send sweeter emails to a certain paper that we are going to have to make a compromise, as earlier missive seems to have too much tone and not enough explanation. Too threatening. Hmmmmmmm…does anyone buy that I am too threatening? (see #1 for answer to alleged threatening email).
